John Cash discusses what people were weatching during Election Day plus HS experiences and much more in this latest edition of The John Cash Show Podcast!
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[00:01:53] What the hell? What the hell? Let's welcome back our engineer. This is going to be the tapings that they're like, oh, he's on drugs. And they're going to think I gave them to you. Well, no, you didn't. Let me clear you. Let me clear. No, no drugs. Allegedly. No drugs. Straight edge.
[00:02:23] This is water. This is water. This is water. This ain't vodka. Right. How was your week, Walter?
[00:02:34] Good. Good. Trying to keep busy. Trying to keep busy. That's about it.
[00:02:39] Yeah, that's good. That's always a good thing. My week. I've had a pretty good past couple weeks, come to think about it.
[00:02:49] I've reconnected with a few of my high school classmates from Bishop Loughlin.
[00:02:54] Nice. Yeah, we've been out a couple of times. Shout out to Alasha Day and Dwight.
[00:03:03] Of course, shout out to the ones that I regularly kept in contact with and Facebook and stuff and would run into them out and about in the city.
[00:03:12] But, you know, I've had a blast catching up with them.
[00:03:18] I actually feel pretty good about that.
[00:03:25] You know, I don't feel, you know, you meet people from your past. It's like, I don't know.
[00:03:33] I haven't gotten that feeling, so. And also, I went to an alumni mixer for Bishop Loughlin.
[00:03:44] The first time in 20 years I've been associated with Bishop Loughlin.
[00:03:50] I was banned from Bishop Loughlin.
[00:03:53] Oh, shit.
[00:03:54] Yeah.
[00:03:55] Quite some time. I don't really watch.
[00:03:58] I mean, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:03] Yeah.
[00:04:05] Okay.
[00:04:06] Why would you think? I'm going to just ask you before I go into the story.
[00:04:10] Why do you think I was banned from Bishop Loughlin?
[00:04:14] Fighting.
[00:04:15] No, not fighting.
[00:04:18] That was a close second.
[00:04:20] That was a close second. Okay.
[00:04:24] So, picture it.
[00:04:25] Brooklyn.
[00:04:28] 2004.
[00:04:30] 2005, rather.
[00:04:33] I had graduated from Bishop Loughlin back in 2004.
[00:04:41] And there were some teachers I had some run into with over my tenure there.
[00:04:48] Right?
[00:04:50] I went back to go visit a few of the teachers that I liked and I wanted to see and, you know, so on and so forth.
[00:05:01] And as fate would have it, you know, ran into a teacher I didn't necessarily like.
[00:05:11] I was just going to ignore her.
[00:05:16] I swear, I was just going to ignore her.
[00:05:18] I promise.
[00:05:20] I promise.
[00:05:21] I promise.
[00:05:22] You guys.
[00:05:23] I was just going to fucking ignore her.
[00:05:27] But no.
[00:05:27] She had to say something smart out of her mouth.
[00:05:30] So, then I, being the unevolved John Cash that we've all come to know and love.
[00:05:41] I'm not loving light.
[00:05:43] I wasn't loving light back then.
[00:05:47] I cursed her completely out.
[00:05:49] I cursed her for filth.
[00:05:51] That's fine.
[00:05:52] No.
[00:05:53] I mean, no.
[00:05:54] What I said was very, was very, like, yes, I went there.
[00:06:01] I went there and beyond.
[00:06:03] Like, that's what I tell people all the time.
[00:06:06] I can go to that level.
[00:06:09] That's why I keep my mouth shut now.
[00:06:12] Because I can go to that level.
[00:06:18] So, I know people are like, well, what did you say?
[00:06:21] Well, every, I used every letter in the alphabet.
[00:06:27] Let's just say that.
[00:06:29] Did you take a breath?
[00:06:31] I don't think so.
[00:06:33] I let her have it.
[00:06:34] I let her have it.
[00:06:36] I called her a miserable carpet munching bitch.
[00:06:41] You miserable carpet munching fly.
[00:06:44] No, I called her a miserable four-eyed carpet munching bitch.
[00:06:50] With that fucking mullet.
[00:06:52] Like, I went off.
[00:06:55] Like, fuck you.
[00:06:57] Fuck your girlfriend.
[00:06:58] Because her girlfriend was my Spanish teacher, allegedly.
[00:07:04] And 2001 was a very stressful year.
[00:07:07] It was 9-11, right?
[00:07:09] A lot of people don't know this about me.
[00:07:10] I got accepted to every single solitary school I ever applied to.
[00:07:14] Middle, high school, college.
[00:07:15] The only one that outright rejected me was the high school of economics and finance.
[00:07:20] It was directly across the street from the World Trade Center.
[00:07:22] That is why I always say man's rejection is God's protection.
[00:07:27] So, I wasn't in the area, fortunately, of when the Twin Towers was collapsing, when the terror attacks were occurring.
[00:07:35] All right.
[00:07:37] Then my brother got shot back in November 15, 2001.
[00:07:43] He was at death's door, pretty much.
[00:07:45] Spent about five, six weeks in intensive care.
[00:07:50] He was swollen up four times his size.
[00:07:52] He lost his spleen.
[00:07:54] His stomach was on the outside.
[00:07:57] You know, he needed a colostomy bag.
[00:07:59] Fortunately, they were able to reverse it.
[00:08:02] He's very blessed and lucky himself.
[00:08:04] He actually lost vision in his right eye.
[00:08:07] So on and so forth.
[00:08:08] So, it was a lot going on that time.
[00:08:11] And, you know, I didn't have the best relationship with my grandfather.
[00:08:16] So, one day I come in.
[00:08:19] The first marking period, I was on second honors or first honors, one of them.
[00:08:24] And I saw my brother's girlfriend.
[00:08:27] I walked in the house.
[00:08:29] I walked to the living room.
[00:08:30] I saw my brother's girlfriend on the couch.
[00:08:32] And I said, oh, okay, maybe she came because mom told her that, you know, I made the honor roll.
[00:08:41] So she come because she wanted to.
[00:08:43] She loved the party.
[00:08:44] You know, she loved the party.
[00:08:45] But she stuck around, though, because she had three kids and we were Santa Claus.
[00:08:49] But that's another story for another time.
[00:08:53] Then I saw my former babysitter.
[00:08:57] And then I saw my grandfather on the couch.
[00:09:03] And I know something is very much wrong if my grandfather was there because he only came for Christmas.
[00:09:10] And then he was the type of grandfather that he would come and bitch about the fact that he had to come for Christmas.
[00:09:17] Okay.
[00:09:18] So, yeah, he died, what you call it, during the pandemic.
[00:09:23] He died in 2020.
[00:09:27] Yeah.
[00:09:28] So, the best thing that he did was die.
[00:09:32] And I got three days PTO.
[00:09:36] He was a very miserable man.
[00:09:40] I'm not going to have revisionist history and be like, oh, he was so amazing.
[00:09:44] No.
[00:09:45] Anyway.
[00:09:48] So, walked in there, seen my grandfather.
[00:09:51] And I knew something was up.
[00:09:53] And my mother, she started crying.
[00:09:55] She said, well, at 12, 20 something this morning, I got a call.
[00:10:01] You know, Terrence, you know, was shot.
[00:10:05] Yada yada.
[00:10:07] He's at Kings County.
[00:10:08] Da-da-da-da-da-doo.
[00:10:13] I automatically, when she started making that big proclamation, I was like, oh, God, she's telling me he died.
[00:10:19] So, he died.
[00:10:20] So, I'm like, I'm about to start breakdown and tears and shit like that.
[00:10:23] So, then I eventually was able to see him maybe a day or two afterwards.
[00:10:31] Like I said, he was swollen up four times his size.
[00:10:34] He had lost a lot of pints of blood.
[00:10:36] So, anyway, shared this with the Spanish teacher at the time because she was talking about, you know, I want to pray for, you know, I pray for you guys every day.
[00:10:44] So, I shared it with her in confidence.
[00:10:47] Right?
[00:10:47] So, that year, like I said, was a rough school year.
[00:10:53] I got like a 74, 75 on one of my Spanish tests.
[00:10:58] And I was like, you know what?
[00:11:01] This was like third quarter.
[00:11:02] I was like, you know what?
[00:11:03] I don't even care.
[00:11:04] At least I passed.
[00:11:06] I'm just glad about that.
[00:11:10] She overhears me.
[00:11:11] And then she says, this is the thanks I get for praying for you.
[00:11:19] And at that moment, I said, and anybody that knows me, I'm the true epitome of Aquarius.
[00:11:26] I will cut you the fuck off.
[00:11:28] Like, I will cut you the fuck off with no hesitation.
[00:11:34] You know, especially when it's like ulterior motives.
[00:11:41] So, I said, I didn't know that prayer had a cost.
[00:11:45] And I thought you did it out of the goodness of your own heart.
[00:11:48] And I said, I know how to pray for myself too.
[00:11:54] So, I didn't speak to her from that moment on.
[00:11:57] She would call on me in class.
[00:11:58] I wouldn't say anything.
[00:12:00] I literally, I did not speak to her until 11 days before I graduated because, and it just so happened, I gave my umbrella to another teacher to hold in her office.
[00:12:12] And I was standing outside the office waiting.
[00:12:15] I didn't know she had left for the day.
[00:12:21] And the Spanish teacher came and opened up the office.
[00:12:24] I gave her a few seconds to walk in.
[00:12:27] So, I didn't have shit to say to her.
[00:12:29] And then, I walked in behind her.
[00:12:32] And I got my umbrella because it couldn't fit in the locker.
[00:12:35] And I walked the fuck out.
[00:12:37] She made a big deal about it.
[00:12:38] Like, oh, you came in and you didn't say anything to me.
[00:12:41] And I was like, I don't talk to you ever since you said that.
[00:12:43] But, I caramba.
[00:12:44] So, they were like, oh, we're going to expel you.
[00:12:48] All types of shit.
[00:12:49] And that's the only reason why I said, okay, I'll talk to you.
[00:12:52] But even then, it was like, huh.
[00:12:55] It wasn't even like, hi.
[00:12:56] And I'd make it very obvious.
[00:12:58] Because I'm petty like that.
[00:12:59] I'd make it very obvious.
[00:13:02] I'll be like, good morning, everyone.
[00:13:04] Good morning.
[00:13:05] I'm the type that will go through the office sometimes.
[00:13:08] And I'll be like, good morning, so-and-so.
[00:13:10] Good morning, so-and-so.
[00:13:12] And then, good morning, so-and-so.
[00:13:18] I used to bring donuts and shit for people.
[00:13:20] And I'd be like, everybody can eat my donuts except for this person.
[00:13:23] And I'd say their name.
[00:13:26] I've grown.
[00:13:27] And now, I just don't bring the shit.
[00:13:29] I don't bring donuts.
[00:13:30] Fuck you.
[00:13:31] I don't shit.
[00:13:35] You cunt.
[00:13:36] Anyway.
[00:13:37] But, yeah.
[00:13:38] Like, I went back with a vengeance.
[00:13:40] Like, I didn't mean to.
[00:13:42] I went there to go see the teachers I want to go see.
[00:13:44] I ain't give a fuck about seeing that bitch.
[00:13:46] But, I'm going to give it to you if you want it.
[00:13:49] You knock on.
[00:13:50] You want trouble?
[00:13:51] Like, my old West Indian co-worker.
[00:13:54] Shout out to Miss Carol from Macy's.
[00:13:56] If you want trouble, knock upon John door.
[00:14:01] And he going to answer.
[00:14:03] God damn it.
[00:14:06] I leave people to fuck alone.
[00:14:08] I want to be left to fuck alone.
[00:14:10] Don't fuck with me.
[00:14:12] Because I'll bring the fire.
[00:14:17] That's why I'm quiet in meetings now.
[00:14:19] Because I know my mouth.
[00:14:20] My filter doesn't work sometimes.
[00:14:21] It malfunctions.
[00:14:24] Like a Tesla sometimes, you know.
[00:14:27] Allegedly.
[00:14:28] Anyway.
[00:14:30] That's so sidetracked.
[00:14:31] Let's get it back.
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[00:15:00] And once again.
[00:15:01] And always and forever.
[00:15:02] Fuck them bitches.
[00:15:04] Got me pissed off.
[00:15:05] Fuck off.
[00:15:06] Just think about that shit.
[00:15:10] Woo.
[00:15:11] Anyway.
[00:15:13] Ah.
[00:15:13] Ah.
[00:15:14] Yes.
[00:15:16] You laughing.
[00:15:17] I'm dead ass.
[00:15:18] That's great.
[00:15:19] I'm dead ass.
[00:15:20] Like.
[00:15:21] Fuck them bitches.
[00:15:22] I think a couple of them died.
[00:15:24] Oh well.
[00:15:25] Fuck them.
[00:15:28] Pray for that.
[00:15:29] How about that?
[00:15:31] Anyway.
[00:15:31] I think my high school team used to play Bishop Lachlan.
[00:15:35] Got our asses kicked.
[00:15:37] I mean.
[00:15:39] And we went around the same time.
[00:15:41] I graduated 2004.
[00:15:43] Yeah.
[00:15:43] So.
[00:15:44] I mean.
[00:15:45] I wasn't on the team.
[00:15:47] I mean.
[00:15:48] Still.
[00:15:49] I don't give a fuck.
[00:15:50] Fuck them.
[00:15:51] Fuck them.
[00:15:52] Shit.
[00:15:53] No.
[00:15:53] Well not now.
[00:15:54] Fuck the prior administration.
[00:15:58] Fuck Mr. Doherty.
[00:15:59] How about that?
[00:16:01] Yeah.
[00:16:02] I said it.
[00:16:04] Anyway.
[00:16:06] I don't give a fuck.
[00:16:08] Anyway.
[00:16:11] Anyway.
[00:16:13] Were you sitting around.
[00:16:15] Wondering which state had the highest board hub usage.
[00:16:18] During election day.
[00:16:19] Well.
[00:16:25] I have you covered.
[00:16:27] No pun intended.
[00:16:30] I definitely have you covered if you were wondering that.
[00:16:33] So.
[00:16:35] Pornhub reveals this.
[00:16:37] The horniest state.
[00:16:40] On election day.
[00:16:42] As a surge.
[00:16:43] Of anxious Americans sought.
[00:16:45] X-rated relief.
[00:16:51] According to the New York Post.
[00:16:54] Erection.
[00:16:54] Election day.
[00:16:55] More like.
[00:16:56] Erection day.
[00:16:58] That's what.
[00:16:59] This is the article.
[00:17:01] You want to look it up.
[00:17:02] New York Post.
[00:17:05] Pornhub searches.
[00:17:06] Surged across America.
[00:17:08] On Tuesday.
[00:17:09] As voters celebrated.
[00:17:10] Their civic duty.
[00:17:11] By indulging in a bit of.
[00:17:12] X-rated entertainment.
[00:17:15] Data compiled by the adult website.
[00:17:17] And shared exclusively.
[00:17:18] With the post.
[00:17:19] Shows traffic up 7%.
[00:17:20] On average.
[00:17:21] Across the entire country.
[00:17:23] Indicating.
[00:17:24] A divided nation.
[00:17:26] Is certainly united.
[00:17:27] When it comes.
[00:17:28] To a love of porn.
[00:17:32] Anxious Americans.
[00:17:33] In both blue and red states.
[00:17:34] Blew off some steam.
[00:17:35] On the big day.
[00:17:37] Before pulling the lever.
[00:17:43] With website.
[00:17:44] With website.
[00:17:45] Visits peaking between.
[00:17:46] 8 and 9 a.m.
[00:17:48] A report showed.
[00:17:49] It wasn't me.
[00:17:51] I didn't contribute.
[00:17:52] I was at work.
[00:17:53] At that time.
[00:17:56] Pornhub is currently blocked.
[00:17:58] In Alabama.
[00:17:59] Arkansas.
[00:18:01] Idaho.
[00:18:02] Indiana.
[00:18:03] Kansas.
[00:18:04] Kentucky.
[00:18:04] Mississippi.
[00:18:05] Montana.
[00:18:07] North Carolina.
[00:18:08] Oklahoma.
[00:18:08] Texas.
[00:18:10] Utah.
[00:18:11] And Virginia.
[00:18:12] So those 14 states.
[00:18:13] Weren't included.
[00:18:14] In the dirty data dump.
[00:18:16] I didn't even know that.
[00:18:18] There's probably going to be more.
[00:18:21] Among those with access.
[00:18:24] South Carolina.
[00:18:25] Appeared the horniest.
[00:18:28] On election day.
[00:18:30] It's everyone from North Carolina.
[00:18:32] Going down south.
[00:18:33] No pun intended.
[00:18:38] With traffic.
[00:18:39] 21% above average.
[00:18:41] Across the entire day.
[00:18:46] The randy red state.
[00:18:48] Was closely followed.
[00:18:50] By the district of Columbia.
[00:18:51] Which saw viewership.
[00:18:53] Up by 18% during daylight hours.
[00:18:56] But DC also saw the largest traffic drop.
[00:18:59] During the evening of the election.
[00:19:01] With residents.
[00:19:02] Switching off porn.
[00:19:04] To watch the count come in.
[00:19:05] See.
[00:19:06] Priorities.
[00:19:08] They couldn't multitask.
[00:19:12] This next state is projected for Trump.
[00:19:14] Oh shit.
[00:19:15] My direction is down.
[00:19:17] Damn.
[00:19:21] Come on.
[00:19:21] Come on.
[00:19:22] Come on.
[00:19:23] Wolf Benzer.
[00:19:23] Come on.
[00:19:24] Come on.
[00:19:24] Get back on screen.
[00:19:25] God damn.
[00:19:26] Can you imagine?
[00:19:29] Site visits were down 21% in the nation's capital.
[00:19:32] From 6 p.m.
[00:19:33] To midnight.
[00:19:35] Perhaps.
[00:19:36] Unsurprising.
[00:19:37] Given how many DC residents are known to get turned on by politics.
[00:19:43] Oh yeah baby.
[00:19:45] That filibuster.
[00:19:46] Filibust me.
[00:19:48] Yes.
[00:19:50] Across the country.
[00:19:51] Traffic was down.
[00:19:52] 16% in the same six hour period.
[00:19:57] Republican candidate Donald Trump took to the stage at 2.45 a.m.
[00:20:02] To claim victory.
[00:20:02] After sweeping key swing states.
[00:20:06] Almost immediately after bombshell news.
[00:20:08] Traffic to Pornhub shot back up.
[00:20:11] No pun intended.
[00:20:13] As citizens both celebrated.
[00:20:15] And commiserated.
[00:20:17] And commiserated the outcome by looking for bombshell blondes online.
[00:20:21] That's very assumption.
[00:20:23] That's.
[00:20:24] Very.
[00:20:25] You guys are assuming.
[00:20:27] Plus other kinky content.
[00:20:30] They could be looking at BDSM.
[00:20:33] You know.
[00:20:34] Sure.
[00:20:35] Not bust.
[00:20:36] Not everything is busty blonde.
[00:20:39] Ebony.
[00:20:41] I mean.
[00:20:44] Yeah.
[00:20:45] Thoughts and opinions.
[00:20:46] Pornhub.
[00:20:47] Yes or no.
[00:20:48] On election day.
[00:20:49] Erection day.
[00:20:50] Whatever they call it now.
[00:20:52] No.
[00:20:54] I didn't look it up.
[00:20:55] I didn't look at any point.
[00:20:57] I was busy.
[00:20:58] Yeah.
[00:20:59] I was.
[00:20:59] Yeah.
[00:21:00] Doing other things.
[00:21:02] That was.
[00:21:02] I was.
[00:21:04] First of all.
[00:21:07] Right.
[00:21:10] I.
[00:21:10] I.
[00:21:11] I.
[00:21:11] I didn't look at.
[00:21:13] You know.
[00:21:14] I didn't look at it.
[00:21:15] But.
[00:21:19] I'm more intrigued with all the band states.
[00:21:23] Why?
[00:21:24] Are you intrigued?
[00:21:24] I don't want to move there.
[00:21:26] It's funny.
[00:21:26] No.
[00:21:27] That's probably why.
[00:21:28] They're in the middle of nowhere.
[00:21:29] Half these states.
[00:21:31] They have no access.
[00:21:34] Imagination.
[00:21:35] That's it.
[00:21:36] I mean.
[00:21:37] It works for me.
[00:21:38] I.
[00:21:39] I mean.
[00:21:40] It really.
[00:21:41] Some of my best times.
[00:21:43] I was like.
[00:21:44] Me like self and I.
[00:21:45] I don't need no.
[00:21:46] I don't need no.
[00:21:47] I don't need no.
[00:21:47] Pornhub for this.
[00:21:48] I.
[00:21:49] Am the Pornhub.
[00:21:51] I am the actor.
[00:21:53] I am the visuals.
[00:21:54] In the words of Beyonce.
[00:21:57] I have my own visual.
[00:21:58] In my head.
[00:22:03] Okay.
[00:22:05] Let's move right along.
[00:22:07] Speaking of Pornhub.
[00:22:08] Rapper and actor Ice-T.
[00:22:10] And his wife Coco.
[00:22:11] Share how often they have sex.
[00:22:12] To keep their marriage.
[00:22:14] Healthy.
[00:22:16] So.
[00:22:17] Coco, Austin and Ice-T are still hot and heavy.
[00:22:20] 23 years into their marriage.
[00:22:22] The actress revealed to E! News.
[00:22:24] That she considers it.
[00:22:26] Good and healthy.
[00:22:27] To get intimate.
[00:22:28] Three times a week.
[00:22:32] The 45 year old gushed.
[00:22:36] Ah.
[00:22:37] I did not catch that.
[00:22:39] So just now.
[00:22:40] I think that is good after 23 years.
[00:22:43] I think you have to keep it up.
[00:22:52] Austin clarified that they keep the romance alive with date nights.
[00:22:55] Which include going to dinner.
[00:22:57] Getting dressed up for each other.
[00:22:59] And Ice-T picking out what he wants her to wear.
[00:23:03] The Law and Order SVU star 66.
[00:23:06] Chimed in to explain how a lack of intimacy can lead to a rap.
[00:23:11] On a relationship.
[00:23:12] When you first get with somebody.
[00:23:14] You want to have sex right?
[00:23:15] The actor said.
[00:23:16] If that ever ends.
[00:23:17] When that feeling goes away.
[00:23:19] Forget about it.
[00:23:23] The couple began dating in 2001.
[00:23:25] And tied the knot in Las Vegas in January of the following year.
[00:23:28] At the time.
[00:23:30] Ice-T was already the father of daughter Letitia.
[00:23:33] 48.
[00:23:35] Tracy.
[00:23:35] 32.
[00:23:36] From previous relationships.
[00:23:37] He went on to welcome daughter Chanel.
[00:23:39] Eight.
[00:23:40] In November 2015.
[00:23:41] With Austin.
[00:23:43] The couple frequently.
[00:23:44] Make headlines for their racy admissions about their marriage.
[00:23:49] That flame has to stay lit.
[00:23:51] The rapper said in January.
[00:23:53] Crediting their success to jungle sex.
[00:23:59] What?
[00:24:00] What is so funny about jungle sex?
[00:24:03] Very.
[00:24:04] You know.
[00:24:05] Very specific.
[00:24:06] Yeah.
[00:24:06] It's very descriptive.
[00:24:08] Oh.
[00:24:09] Oh.
[00:24:11] He added.
[00:24:12] When that flame goes out.
[00:24:13] You're not really attracted to each other anymore.
[00:24:15] You have to address that very quickly.
[00:24:17] Because it's something that's necessary.
[00:24:19] Ice-T went on to say that he and Austin are teammates.
[00:24:22] Who value and appreciate each other.
[00:24:23] Not opponents.
[00:24:24] Not assets.
[00:24:25] Not liabilities.
[00:24:27] He gushed.
[00:24:28] I value what she brings to me.
[00:24:31] I think it's vice versa.
[00:24:32] In addition to being outspoken about their sex life.
[00:24:35] Ice-T and Austin often clap back at the parents and police.
[00:24:40] The couple have defended breastfeeding Chanel until at least age five.
[00:24:44] Bathing her in the kitchen sink.
[00:24:46] Pushing her in a stroller.
[00:24:47] And more.
[00:24:48] In recent years.
[00:24:51] So.
[00:24:51] I'm not married.
[00:24:55] I would say.
[00:24:58] Hmm.
[00:25:01] I would say three is pretty decent.
[00:25:03] If you're both busy.
[00:25:05] About three times.
[00:25:06] Three times a week.
[00:25:08] I was.
[00:25:08] What?
[00:25:08] Three times a month?
[00:25:09] You said three years.
[00:25:10] No.
[00:25:11] No.
[00:25:11] No.
[00:25:12] I said I'm not married.
[00:25:13] I think three times.
[00:25:14] Let me clarify that.
[00:25:17] I'm not married.
[00:25:19] Not married.
[00:25:21] Single.
[00:25:22] I'm married.
[00:25:24] Yes.
[00:25:27] How many times do you think that it's healthy to be intimate?
[00:25:31] I'd say maybe at least one or two times a week.
[00:25:38] Three times.
[00:25:39] Could work.
[00:25:40] Sometimes weeks get a bit busy.
[00:25:43] Three.
[00:25:44] Hmm.
[00:25:45] No pun intended.
[00:25:48] You're so.
[00:25:49] You're so juvenile.
[00:25:51] You're so tough.
[00:25:52] I swear.
[00:25:53] I'm a sucker for wordplay.
[00:25:55] Yeah.
[00:25:55] Well.
[00:25:56] Yeah.
[00:25:57] I'm a sucker for foreplay.
[00:26:01] So.
[00:26:01] Yeah.
[00:26:02] Yeah.
[00:26:02] We're.
[00:26:05] The shoe fits.
[00:26:06] I mean.
[00:26:08] I mean.
[00:26:08] Some of my best sessions include.
[00:26:11] But not limited to.
[00:26:14] Licking.
[00:26:17] Fingering.
[00:26:19] Like.
[00:26:19] Like.
[00:26:20] A lot.
[00:26:21] Yeah.
[00:26:22] Yeah.
[00:26:23] Yeah.
[00:26:23] Anyway.
[00:26:26] Yes.
[00:26:28] So you say one to two.
[00:26:30] I say.
[00:26:31] If we're talking like a baseline.
[00:26:33] Maybe.
[00:26:36] Hmm.
[00:26:37] Hmm.
[00:26:38] Hmm.
[00:26:38] Hmm.
[00:26:39] Hmm.
[00:26:39] Don't worry.
[00:26:39] You're not married.
[00:26:40] Hmm.
[00:26:41] Hmm.
[00:26:42] Hmm.
[00:26:42] Hmm.
[00:26:42] Hmm.
[00:26:45] Yeah.
[00:26:45] And then it's used against me.
[00:26:47] Later.
[00:26:48] So that's why.
[00:26:49] I have to be mindful.
[00:26:51] Very demure.
[00:26:52] Very cutesy.
[00:26:54] With my answer.
[00:26:59] Uh.
[00:27:01] I would just say every day.
[00:27:05] Every day.
[00:27:07] That becomes a chore.
[00:27:09] For me.
[00:27:09] I mean.
[00:27:11] Hey.
[00:27:16] Hey.
[00:27:16] Hey.
[00:27:17] Well.
[00:27:18] Yeah.
[00:27:19] I've always been one to do chores.
[00:27:21] So.
[00:27:27] Moving right along.
[00:27:30] Uh.
[00:27:31] In the law and order segment of the John Cash Show podcast.
[00:27:33] Mayor Eric Adams is set to go on trial.
[00:27:36] In April.
[00:27:37] Barring any pardon.
[00:27:39] From now.
[00:27:40] On.
[00:27:41] Uh.
[00:27:41] From now until the trial date.
[00:27:43] Walter.
[00:27:44] Do you think that Eric Adams is actually going to get to trial.
[00:27:47] Now that Trump has been elected.
[00:27:50] Um.
[00:27:51] I have no idea.
[00:27:52] What.
[00:27:52] What's the whole thing behind him?
[00:27:56] Pretty much.
[00:27:57] Uh.
[00:27:57] Bribery.
[00:27:59] And.
[00:28:00] Uh.
[00:28:01] Like he was taking expensive.
[00:28:03] Hotels.
[00:28:04] Yeah.
[00:28:04] Stuff like that.
[00:28:05] Failure to register as a.
[00:28:07] Uh.
[00:28:08] Uh.
[00:28:08] Failure to register the gifts and stuff like that that was given.
[00:28:12] Gotcha.
[00:28:12] Upgrades.
[00:28:13] Travel upgrades.
[00:28:15] I don't know.
[00:28:16] I'd be more worried about like being in the same picture as Diddy.
[00:28:24] That's going to be a hell of a little two weeks because.
[00:28:27] His trial starts.
[00:28:29] Eric Adams starts in April 21st, 25th around there.
[00:28:33] And Diddy starts May 5th, which is ironically the day of the Met Gala.
[00:28:37] Cinco de Mayo.
[00:28:39] So.
[00:28:39] Yes.
[00:28:41] That's on a Monday.
[00:28:42] It is a Met Gala?
[00:28:43] Yeah.
[00:28:44] Oh wow.
[00:28:44] Yeah.
[00:28:45] That day.
[00:28:46] Yeah.
[00:28:47] Just going to miss that one.
[00:28:48] Take that.
[00:28:49] Take that.
[00:29:12] Take that.
[00:29:13] So it fits.
[00:29:14] He got.
[00:29:15] Uh.
[00:29:15] He gets flewed out.
[00:29:17] Mm hmm.
[00:29:17] Okay.
[00:29:18] He.
[00:29:18] He's arrested now.
[00:29:20] Uh.
[00:29:20] Indicted now.
[00:29:22] Yeah.
[00:29:23] It's.
[00:29:23] America's so ghetto right now.
[00:29:25] Like.
[00:29:26] A lot of stuff.
[00:29:28] Yeah.
[00:29:30] A lot of shit.
[00:29:31] But.
[00:29:31] Uh.
[00:29:32] I think that.
[00:29:33] I don't.
[00:29:35] Now with Trump winning.
[00:29:36] I don't think he makes it to trial.
[00:29:38] Because I think he's going to kiss his ass.
[00:29:41] Maybe.
[00:29:42] I think he's going to kiss his ass.
[00:29:43] Because he's been talking about let's work together.
[00:29:45] Let's work together.
[00:29:46] Yeah.
[00:29:47] He's going to kiss his ass to try to get pardoned.
[00:29:49] Kissing some of that.
[00:29:50] Yeah.
[00:29:52] Yeah.
[00:29:53] We'll see with that.
[00:29:55] I mean.
[00:29:58] Hmm.
[00:30:00] His girlfriend.
[00:30:01] Quietly retired from her.
[00:30:03] Uh.
[00:30:04] Department of Education post.
[00:30:07] It.
[00:30:08] I.
[00:30:11] Him in that whole circle.
[00:30:14] It's.
[00:30:19] It's.
[00:30:21] Something.
[00:30:23] I'm going to just say that.
[00:30:24] It's something.
[00:30:25] Because damn near everybody that he's appointed has been indicted.
[00:30:29] Mm hmm.
[00:30:30] Like the higher higher ups.
[00:30:32] Not the low.
[00:30:33] Yeah.
[00:30:34] The higher higher ups.
[00:30:35] They've been indicted.
[00:30:36] Or called in to testify against him.
[00:30:39] You think it's Diddy?
[00:30:41] No.
[00:30:42] Because this was before Diddy.
[00:30:43] This was before Diddy.
[00:30:44] Really?
[00:30:45] Yeah.
[00:30:48] Yeah.
[00:30:49] And I honestly don't.
[00:30:51] That other dude got in trouble.
[00:30:52] No.
[00:30:54] Abercrombie and Fitch.
[00:30:55] Oh yeah.
[00:30:57] But I don't think.
[00:30:58] I don't think it's that.
[00:31:00] I think.
[00:31:03] I don't know.
[00:31:05] I wasn't there with them with the shit.
[00:31:07] So I.
[00:31:08] I'm a law abiding citizen.
[00:31:10] Same.
[00:31:10] I pay my taxes.
[00:31:12] I damn sure don't get upgrades.
[00:31:14] I don't even ask for upgrades.
[00:31:15] So.
[00:31:18] That clears me right.
[00:31:21] Good.
[00:31:22] So.
[00:31:23] Let's go to final thoughts.
[00:31:27] Yeah.
[00:31:29] Walter.
[00:31:29] Final thoughts.
[00:31:32] Oh man.
[00:31:35] I don't know anymore.
[00:31:38] Yeah.
[00:31:39] Don't we all.
[00:31:40] Just stay the fuck out of trouble.
[00:31:43] Don't we all.
[00:31:45] Don't we all.
[00:31:46] Don't know anymore.
[00:31:48] My final thoughts is always.
[00:31:50] Stay away from negative people.
[00:31:51] Because more than likely they have negative bank accounts.
[00:31:54] On behalf of Walter.
[00:31:56] And on behalf of myself.
[00:31:58] It's John Cash Show Podcast.
[00:31:59] And we out this motherfucker.
[00:32:04] Yo.
[00:32:05] Listen in to John Cash.