In this latest episode of "The John Cash Show Podcast", John asks and answers random questions
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[00:02:37] Now, I'm trying something different here.
[00:02:41] If you notice, the past few episodes have been like on the 20 to 30 minute scale.
[00:02:49] So, you know, if this works out, we'll do more of it.
[00:02:53] And if it doesn't work out, we can say we try.
[00:02:55] Right?
[00:02:57] And it also helps the audience get to know us better.
[00:03:02] So, Walter, I'm gonna ask you some questions.
[00:03:06] You answer, and then I answer.
[00:03:08] It's nothing, it's safe.
[00:03:11] It's safe, I promise you.
[00:03:13] You trust me, right?
[00:03:14] Again, anxiety.
[00:03:15] Don't get anxiety.
[00:03:16] You can trust.
[00:03:18] I'm a good guy.
[00:03:20] That's what they all say.
[00:03:23] Oh, I have no idea what the hell.
[00:03:30] I digress.
[00:03:32] So, Walter, what's the last movie you saw in a movie theater?
[00:03:44] Sure.
[00:03:51] Sure.
[00:03:53] Sure.
[00:03:55] You want to answer yours first?
[00:03:57] Yeah, I'll answer mine first.
[00:03:59] If you remember.
[00:04:00] Yes.
[00:04:00] Wait a minute, what?
[00:04:01] If I remember.
[00:04:04] I remember a lot of shit.
[00:04:06] Some shit I want to forget.
[00:04:07] Some people I want to forget.
[00:04:10] What's the last movie I saw in a movie theater?
[00:04:15] It was...
[00:04:17] Candyman.
[00:04:19] I've seen that one in theater also.
[00:04:21] That was a while ago.
[00:04:22] The remake, right?
[00:04:23] Yeah, it was Candyman.
[00:04:26] The last thing I can remember is...
[00:04:31] Was it Maverick?
[00:04:33] Top Gun 2?
[00:04:34] Oh, okay.
[00:04:35] I was going to say Maverick.
[00:04:36] That shit was like 90s.
[00:04:37] Yeah, not that one.
[00:04:40] Well, Gibson.
[00:04:42] What?
[00:04:43] Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:44] I think that was the last one.
[00:04:46] Or amongst the last.
[00:04:48] Around that time.
[00:04:49] Okay.
[00:04:51] Okay.
[00:04:52] All right.
[00:04:53] Fair.
[00:04:55] Now...
[00:04:56] Next question.
[00:04:57] If you could travel through time, what time period would you visit?
[00:05:01] Hmm.
[00:05:03] Am I the age I am now?
[00:05:05] And just...
[00:05:07] Yeah, we can say...
[00:05:09] If you want to travel time and be...
[00:05:11] Age you are now, that's all you.
[00:05:14] Um...
[00:05:16] I don't know.
[00:05:18] Kind of like the 90s.
[00:05:20] The 90s?
[00:05:21] I would go back to the 90s as my age now.
[00:05:24] Okay.
[00:05:25] Or maybe the 70s.
[00:05:27] So you get into clubs?
[00:05:28] And do weed and coke?
[00:05:30] Yeah, yeah.
[00:05:30] Maybe go see Biggie.
[00:05:31] Yeah, okay.
[00:05:32] The tunnel, you know?
[00:05:34] Okay.
[00:05:34] All right.
[00:05:35] Or the 70s.
[00:05:37] Okay.
[00:05:37] Drop some acid and have some fun at Woodstock.
[00:05:40] Hey!
[00:05:41] It's all clubs and vibes, man.
[00:05:44] Positive vibes, man.
[00:05:46] Yeah.
[00:05:48] Okay.
[00:05:50] So if I could travel through time, the time period I would choose...
[00:05:54] The visit would be about 2004.
[00:06:02] When I first turned 18.
[00:06:05] And I would invest in Amazon and Apple.
[00:06:08] Oh, that's a better answer.
[00:06:09] That's a much better answer.
[00:06:12] Yeah.
[00:06:13] I would like put like maybe 3,000 each.
[00:06:17] Oh yeah.
[00:06:18] You'd be set.
[00:06:20] Yeah.
[00:06:21] Yeah.
[00:06:22] Yeah.
[00:06:22] I will follow your lead.
[00:06:24] Keep telling y'all.
[00:06:25] Follow my lead.
[00:06:27] I won't lead you astray.
[00:06:29] Because I look like a cult leader.
[00:06:32] Okay.
[00:06:34] Now you wanted to drop acid.
[00:06:36] Yeah.
[00:06:37] And, you know, hang in the tunnel.
[00:06:42] So let's...
[00:06:44] You can't change your answer now.
[00:06:46] What?
[00:06:47] What's the best concert you've ever seen?
[00:06:52] Um...
[00:06:54] I'd have to say The Weeknd.
[00:06:56] The Weeknd.
[00:06:57] That was the...
[00:06:58] I think that was the last concert I went to.
[00:07:00] At MetLife?
[00:07:02] I went to Barclays Center.
[00:07:05] He performed back in...
[00:07:07] Like when he had the Can't Feel My Face album.
[00:07:11] Oh.
[00:07:12] Okay.
[00:07:13] I thought it was...
[00:07:13] I was like...
[00:07:14] I forget he did do tours in arenas before.
[00:07:18] Yeah.
[00:07:18] Because I'm like, wait, when did he do a tour?
[00:07:21] Yeah.
[00:07:22] In Barclays.
[00:07:23] Like...
[00:07:23] Yeah.
[00:07:24] Yeah.
[00:07:25] It had to be...
[00:07:25] Yeah.
[00:07:26] It was around...
[00:07:27] It was that album.
[00:07:28] Okay.
[00:07:29] It was a great performance.
[00:07:31] What's the best concert I've ever seen?
[00:07:33] I want to see Beyonce Renaissance.
[00:07:35] Hmm.
[00:07:36] Yeah.
[00:07:37] Pretty recent.
[00:07:38] Yeah.
[00:07:39] It was pretty...
[00:07:40] And Usher...
[00:07:43] Usher was good.
[00:07:47] His concert a few weeks ago.
[00:07:50] It was pretty good.
[00:07:52] Oh.
[00:07:54] And...
[00:07:55] I'm gonna just cheat and say three.
[00:07:57] The next concert.
[00:08:03] Rihanna, Anti.
[00:08:05] Okay.
[00:08:05] Yeah.
[00:08:06] So Rihanna, Anti.
[00:08:08] Beyonce, Renaissance, and Usher.
[00:08:10] The past, present, future.
[00:08:13] I'll throw Jay-Z out there.
[00:08:16] I went during the Blueprint 3 era, which...
[00:08:20] But...
[00:08:21] At the end of the concert, he did all his old school stuff.
[00:08:26] Oh.
[00:08:27] So you got Venus vs. Mars?
[00:08:32] On to this next one.
[00:08:35] That wasn't a good album.
[00:08:37] You said it, not me.
[00:08:40] I do not want the Illuminati out of me.
[00:08:43] What are people surprised to learn about you?
[00:08:49] Me?
[00:08:56] I guess from...
[00:08:58] Like an outsider's point of view...
[00:09:00] Mm-hmm.
[00:09:02] I'm not as quiet as you think.
[00:09:08] I'm a little bit...
[00:09:10] You know...
[00:09:12] Crazier.
[00:09:13] But...
[00:09:14] I come across as very quiet and pretty even keeled.
[00:09:19] And not crazy like I'm gonna kill you or I'm gonna do anything like that.
[00:09:23] No, you're not killing me.
[00:09:24] No, not you.
[00:09:25] Just in general.
[00:09:27] Because I fight back.
[00:09:30] I know, I know.
[00:09:32] Okay.
[00:09:33] So what are people surprised to learn about me?
[00:09:39] That...
[00:09:39] You know, when people say...
[00:09:41] When everybody who comes on this show and say I'm a nice guy,
[00:09:45] what kind of...
[00:09:46] Really?
[00:09:49] Yeah.
[00:09:50] They think you're not a nice guy?
[00:09:52] I wouldn't say that, but it's like they...
[00:09:54] When you look at me, you don't just automatically get nice.
[00:09:59] Especially...
[00:10:00] You know, my mouth.
[00:10:01] And my tangents.
[00:10:03] Hence the one last episode.
[00:10:05] Yeah.
[00:10:06] Yeah.
[00:10:07] That's...
[00:10:08] That's a tangent.
[00:10:09] I'm comfortable with that.
[00:10:12] I find people are more truthful.
[00:10:15] Yeah, I mean...
[00:10:16] When they just say what they gotta say.
[00:10:18] Yeah.
[00:10:19] And I mean...
[00:10:21] I'm very blunt.
[00:10:22] I'm straight to the point.
[00:10:23] Mm-hmm.
[00:10:24] Yeah.
[00:10:25] Yeah, sometimes...
[00:10:26] Don't bullshit, man.
[00:10:27] Yeah.
[00:10:27] At work?
[00:10:28] Yeah, I'll be like, this doesn't fucking make sense.
[00:10:31] Everybody wants to say it, but then they look at me like I'm nuts.
[00:10:33] And I'm like, what?
[00:10:36] But, like...
[00:10:37] It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
[00:10:39] What are we doing this for?
[00:10:40] You usually get, like, the facial reactions from me first.
[00:10:44] Oh, my facial reactions?
[00:10:47] That's just like a...
[00:10:48] It definitely is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:10:51] The eyes get smaller.
[00:10:53] Well, I'll just...
[00:10:53] The brows get...
[00:10:54] Well, I know myself, I'll be like...
[00:10:59] Mm-hmm.
[00:11:02] Because when I start doing that, it's like I'm trying to bite my lip.
[00:11:06] Yeah.
[00:11:06] So I don't say...
[00:11:07] Oosa.
[00:11:08] Yeah, I got it.
[00:11:09] Well, I just, like, stare, like...
[00:11:15] Or look around the room, look for something.
[00:11:18] But I'm actually, you know, to hear people tell it, you know, you're a nice guy.
[00:11:26] I think you're a nice guy.
[00:11:27] Thank you.
[00:11:28] I appreciate that.
[00:11:29] I've known you long enough.
[00:11:30] Yes.
[00:11:31] Thank you.
[00:11:32] I think you're a nice guy.
[00:11:33] I appreciate it.
[00:11:36] When was the last time you laughed so hard that you almost pissed yourself?
[00:11:40] Last episode.
[00:11:46] Excellent answer.
[00:11:47] Okay.
[00:11:48] Final thoughts.
[00:11:49] That Spanish teacher got what she...
[00:11:51] I mean...
[00:11:52] Yo.
[00:11:54] Baby, I always spin the block for my karma.
[00:11:58] I keep telling y'all that.
[00:12:00] I'm the epitome.
[00:12:02] Fuck all that when they go low, go high.
[00:12:05] I go and high-five the devil.
[00:12:07] Okay?
[00:12:08] I am on that type of timing.
[00:12:10] Fuck all of that.
[00:12:14] Fucking peacemaker and shit.
[00:12:16] Nah, fuck that.
[00:12:17] I got the peace.
[00:12:20] In more ways than one.
[00:12:25] When was the last time I laughed so hard that I almost pissed myself?
[00:12:29] Okay, so I was ranting and raving on the phone with my sister, Catherine.
[00:12:34] Shout out to Cass Collections and Licious Island Vibes.
[00:12:39] Ranting and raving about something and I'm walking down the street.
[00:12:43] And, you know, she's very mysterious.
[00:12:46] So, I wouldn't say mysterious, but she's very, like, secretive sometimes.
[00:12:53] So, she mentioned somebody's name.
[00:12:57] And, like...
[00:12:58] And we were talking about something and she mentioned somebody's name.
[00:13:02] And I'm like, who the fuck is that?
[00:13:05] And why the fuck you even bring them up?
[00:13:07] And then she started laughing.
[00:13:10] Cause that was her way of sharing with me.
[00:13:12] That's her, like, new boo.
[00:13:14] So, I'm like...
[00:13:15] But I'm in the middle of ranting and raving about something.
[00:13:19] And I'm like...
[00:13:23] I'm like, who the fuck is that?
[00:13:26] And why the fuck are you mentioning somebody else?
[00:13:30] I'm telling you about my shit.
[00:13:33] And, like, her new friend.
[00:13:36] I don't want to say new boo.
[00:13:37] Her new friend.
[00:13:37] So, it's grown.
[00:13:39] When we get grown, we got friends.
[00:13:41] We don't have boos.
[00:13:42] We got friends.
[00:13:43] So, a new friend.
[00:13:46] So, that...
[00:13:47] We both...
[00:13:49] I'm literally walking down the street.
[00:13:52] I must have laughed the whole city block.
[00:13:55] I kid you not.
[00:13:57] Cause...
[00:13:57] She started laughing and I said, what the fuck is so funny?
[00:14:01] And, like...
[00:14:03] Then I start laughing cause she laughing.
[00:14:05] And it's like...
[00:14:06] What the fuck are you saying?
[00:14:08] And then the next block...
[00:14:10] As I'm walking down the block.
[00:14:12] We're on the phone.
[00:14:13] And then she's like, oh, that's so and so.
[00:14:15] And I was like...
[00:14:16] Cause I was like, who the fuck is that?
[00:14:18] I'm talking to you about this.
[00:14:20] And you talking to me about that.
[00:14:23] I think I had a sneaky link.
[00:14:25] I think I had a sneaky link with someone different age.
[00:14:29] They were of consent.
[00:14:31] And they were of adult age.
[00:14:33] I'll just say that.
[00:14:34] Okay?
[00:14:35] No Drake.
[00:14:37] Allegedly.
[00:14:38] Right?
[00:14:39] And...
[00:14:40] It somehow segued into...
[00:14:43] The friend.
[00:14:44] And that's why I was like, who the...
[00:14:46] What the fuck does that have to do with me?
[00:14:49] And I'm about...
[00:14:49] I don't have to get pissed off.
[00:14:51] What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
[00:14:53] I'll tell you about my shit.
[00:14:56] Sneaky link was fine though.
[00:15:00] Body smoking.
[00:15:02] Cigarette.
[00:15:03] I want to say top...
[00:15:06] I want to say top three bodies that I was with.
[00:15:12] All time?
[00:15:12] All time.
[00:15:13] All time.
[00:15:14] I mean...
[00:15:16] Body was...
[00:15:22] Just...
[00:15:23] Just...
[00:15:24] Oh!
[00:15:26] Just...
[00:15:27] Oh!
[00:15:28] Oh!
[00:15:29] Oh!
[00:15:31] I'm talking about that.
[00:15:32] And then you casually, randomly mentioned some other motherfucker.
[00:15:36] What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
[00:15:42] Anyway.
[00:15:43] Yes.
[00:15:43] But body was...
[00:15:46] I think I might have to make a text after this show.
[00:15:51] Yeah.
[00:15:52] Yeah.
[00:15:53] Um...
[00:15:54] Oh!
[00:15:55] I just had a flashback.
[00:15:57] Oh!
[00:15:58] Oh!
[00:15:59] Oh!
[00:16:00] Yes!
[00:16:00] All right.
[00:16:02] So yeah, that was the last time I...
[00:16:05] I almost pissed myself.
[00:16:08] I almost pissed myself in other ways.
[00:16:11] Drinking too much fucking water and then on the way to the house.
[00:16:14] It never fails.
[00:16:15] You put the key in the door and then it starts trying to rush down your leg.
[00:16:18] And then you gotta be like...
[00:16:20] Cross your legs, hop up the stairs.
[00:16:23] Woo!
[00:16:26] Then it always...
[00:16:28] It never fails.
[00:16:29] Somebody's always in the fucking bathroom in the house.
[00:16:32] You gotta piss like a racehorse.
[00:16:35] All right.
[00:16:39] If you worked in the circus, what would your job be?
[00:16:49] A clown.
[00:16:51] Clown?
[00:16:53] I'm a Joker fan.
[00:16:55] I didn't watch the second one, but...
[00:16:57] A lot of people didn't.
[00:16:59] So...
[00:17:01] It bombed.
[00:17:02] Yeah, it bombed.
[00:17:04] Yeah.
[00:17:07] If I worked in the circus, I would be the ringmaster.
[00:17:11] There you go.
[00:17:14] I'd be a lion?
[00:17:15] Or do I have to stay human form?
[00:17:18] No.
[00:17:18] I would be away from all animals.
[00:17:21] Because I am not gonna be on the next episode when animals attack.
[00:17:25] Fuck outta here.
[00:17:27] Chimp crazy?
[00:17:28] Yeah.
[00:17:28] No.
[00:17:29] Mm-mm.
[00:17:30] That was a crazy one.
[00:17:32] I'll be elevated so they can't even reach.
[00:17:34] I'll be like, yeah!
[00:17:35] Waving a wand.
[00:17:36] Like, yes!
[00:17:37] Run around!
[00:17:38] Yes!
[00:17:39] Ha ha ha!
[00:17:41] But to be on the actual floor with the top hat?
[00:17:45] Oh, fuckin' oh!
[00:17:47] I gotta be elevated so they can't even...
[00:17:49] They can't jump high enough to hit my little apparatus?
[00:17:53] No.
[00:17:53] Mm-mm.
[00:17:54] Mm-mm.
[00:17:57] Yeah.
[00:17:59] What's your...
[00:17:59] Okay.
[00:18:02] What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
[00:18:08] I listen to podcasts in the shower.
[00:18:12] Hopefully you listen to mine.
[00:18:13] Yeah.
[00:18:16] Yeah.
[00:18:16] Just not on title.
[00:18:17] Not on title.
[00:18:19] Yeah.
[00:18:20] Uh...
[00:18:21] What's my favorite song to sing in the shower?
[00:18:24] It definitely, uh...
[00:18:26] It definitely alternates.
[00:18:30] Yeah.
[00:18:32] Some days it's freak elite.
[00:18:36] Some days...
[00:18:39] Uh...
[00:18:44] Some days it's, uh...
[00:18:46] Cuff it.
[00:18:47] Doing the whole full dance routine and shit like that in the shower.
[00:18:50] I'm killing it though.
[00:18:52] I'll be killing it.
[00:18:54] I'm gonna use the stars.
[00:18:56] You gon' find...
[00:18:58] Think I'm falling in the...
[00:19:00] And just like...
[00:19:02] Scrub down there real quick.
[00:19:05] I'm in the mood to something up.
[00:19:09] We gon' back up tonight.
[00:19:12] I...
[00:19:12] Do you have the backing track or is it acapella?
[00:19:16] Acapella!
[00:19:17] I'm my own concert.
[00:19:20] Yes.
[00:19:20] They're singing in all the keys.
[00:19:22] Off and on.
[00:19:24] I'm my own concert.
[00:19:27] Okay.
[00:19:28] Alright.
[00:19:30] So...
[00:19:30] How is it so far?
[00:19:32] It's okay, right?
[00:19:34] Not bad.
[00:19:35] I got one final question.
[00:19:38] Anxiety went down a little.
[00:19:40] Okay.
[00:19:41] I got one final question.
[00:19:43] Uh...
[00:19:43] Are you ready to transition to final thoughts?
[00:19:47] Sure.
[00:19:48] Okay.
[00:19:50] See?
[00:19:50] It wasn't that bad.
[00:19:55] Okay.
[00:19:56] So...
[00:19:56] Final thoughts...
[00:19:59] Is...
[00:20:00] You can trust John Cash, right?
[00:20:02] Yeah.
[00:20:02] Yes.
[00:20:03] John Cash.
[00:20:04] Follow the lead.
[00:20:05] Yes.
[00:20:05] Follow the lead.
[00:20:06] Follow my lead.
[00:20:08] You're gonna be successful.
[00:20:09] Look at all my exes.
[00:20:11] Ain't shit now.
[00:20:12] Stay off the circus floor.
[00:20:15] That...
[00:20:16] Yes.
[00:20:16] That's your final thought.
[00:20:18] Stay off the circus floor.
[00:20:19] Yes.
[00:20:20] Yes.
[00:20:21] And my final thought is...
[00:20:23] Stay away from negative people.
[00:20:24] Because more than likely, they have negative bank accounts.
[00:20:27] So, on behalf of Walter and myself, we will see and speak to you next time on the John Cash Show Podcast.
[00:20:37] Bitches!
[00:20:41] Yo, listening to John Cash.
[00:20:43] Yo, listening to John Cash.